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worm·wood ( P ) Pronunciation Key (w皞mw00d)
n.
1. Any of several aromatic plants of the genus Artemisia, especially A. absinthium, native to Europe, yielding a bitter extract used in making absinthe and in flavoring certain wines.
2. Something harsh or embittering.

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Wormwood:
- would rather be a goblin
- loves reading
- takes a sketchbook everywhere
- is rarely without a cup of coffee
- isn't an anime fan
- enjoys original, emotive artistic styles
- endeavors to consistantly whoop Anklebones' arse at scrabble
- has no patience for idiocy
- prefers brutal honesty
- loves a good debate
- collects dead things
- is a survivalist

Music:
October project, Unheilig, Jaw, Covenant, Johnny Cash, David Bowie, Endanger, Diorama, Sisters of Mercy, Heather Alexander, Arrogant Worms, Assemblage 23, Front Line Assembly, And One, Clannad, Cruxshadows, Elan Michaels, Die Krupps, Eric Clapton, Gordon Lightfoot, Loreena McKennit, Mary Fahl, Melotron, Mind.In.A.Box, Rasputina, Steve Earle, Tori Amos, Voltaire, Iggy Pop, Wolfsheim, Tea Party, America, Depeche Mode.... I could go on.

Authors:
Robin Hobb, Robin McKinley, Scott Lynch, Lynn Flewelling (you're on probation after that last one...),Clive Barker, Sarah Monette, Ellen Kushner, & any collected folklore/ghost story.

Note:
If you're going to instant message me, please, for the love of gods, tell me who you are/where you're from. I have the short-term memory of a goldfish with head trauma.

email (thewormwood AT email.com)
yahoo messenger - the_lazarus_psyche
AIM - geistzwart
Livejournal (Not that I ever update the bastard...)

Now I Can be a Dick Too!
by TheWormwood

TheWormwood

Posted on 2008-12-12 @ 7:55 PM

Let the Slackin' Begin

I'm done! Thus begins my xmas break, and not a minute too soon. The slackery commences: I'm drawing goofy meme things and enjoying the hell out of myself in the process. It feels good to be able to draw what I want to draw without knowing I'm wasting valuable project time by doing so.

Got some sketches worked up for the sculpture I'm going to do of Zaugreb too. I'm going to be ambitious and try for a freestanding pose, although since want to include his carrion bird as well I may have to throw Bacheeba the bear in there as a support.

If we have time, I may try to get started on take two of my troll ears. I THINK I know how I can make 'em using a pour mold; although I'll have to sculpt brand new positives since the old ones got smashed to bits in the process of peeling off the latex last time.
D'oh.

Rp nao?

Necrophiliacs do it in the dirt.

What'd you want for xmas?

Pretend for a minute this poll isn't completely pointless. *grin*
(Alright so, most of these things are on my list. Except snow. I become dramatically chilled when I open the goddamned freezer. I don't need this stuff.)

Porn. (Alright, GOOD porn. Of who or what?)

(some)

Tusks. And a significantly larger toothbrush.

(some)

A commission from yer fav. artist (which is what I want, except buying presents for yourself? Minus eleventy thousand karma points.)

(some)

A full set of purples (heh...need more arena points.)

(some)

The muppets show back on air. (Remember when kids shows were, you know, good?)

(some)

Snow! (you can have some of ours...)

(several)

Deep fried sweet potato.

(several)

A horribly taxidermied whitetail doe, so you can introduce it as Jane Doe.

(several)

Roleplay characters who aren't made out of old cardboard star trek standees.

(a few)

A nose that will give your silhouette portraits a more aristocratic air.

(a few)

Bands to start making t-shirts for fans who don't weigh three hundred pounds and have the neck circumference of a varsity football player.

(a few)

The dignity you abandoned after deciding to wear a giant banana costume to the last anime convention while carrying a rotary phone so you could sing 'Bananaphone' while looking the part.

(a few)

Teeth. Incisors even. Two of 'em... to complete your necklace.

(a few)

Crane & Nata to write moar. Nao.

(a few)

The official Vatican bath kit (now featuring pope on a rope!)

(a few)

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Contacts / Information

Real name: The Wormwood

AIM: geistzwart

MSN: thewormwood@hotmail.com

YIM: the_lazarus_psyche

binarysoul

Damn you, I had to go buy two more issues of fables. Also I neeeeeeed books to buy. Wonder if there are any decent vampire books

# Posted on 2008-12-27 @ 1:15 AM

TheWormwood

Heeee...well, at least its not overly expensive! You should check out 'Y the last man' too; it is what it sounds like, in that its about the last guy left alive after this disease that kills every mammal with a Y chromosome. Its well written and really REALLY addictive.
There's a monkey named ampersand. Yes, this is a selling point.

Necrophiliacs do it in the dirt.

# Posted on 2008-12-27 @ 6:07 AM

tronnie

wow. I'm humbled and awed and SOJEALOUS of your costume designs and that's just for starters.. not even mentioning all the other aspects of your amazing art!! ^^
and so I watch u.

He died for me, I live for Him.

,___,
(O.o)
/)__)
-"--"- o rly? YA RLY

# Posted on 2008-12-15 @ 10:04 PM

TheWormwood

I'm flattered! I always thought clothing was somethin' I needed to put some serious work into. *laugh* I get all hung up on functionality, and forget about the pretty.
So thanks!

Necrophiliacs do it in the dirt.

# Posted on 2008-12-17 @ 2:45 AM

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ancipitalme

I'm flattered by the watch. Your gallery is awesome! And I love the fact that "Gordon Lightfoot" is listed under your music. *hums "The wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald"*

I have a black cat with 4 white feet whose name is Gordon Lightfoot. Your awesome artwork and your random love of Canadian music makes be believe I should be stalking you as well. :inlove:

"Moral of story: When your friend say to you 'I love you'... DON'T PUNCH!!" - Margaret Cho

My original fiction project. May contain dragons, or parts of dragons.

# Posted on 2008-11-20 @ 8:24 PM

TheWormwood

Well thank ye! Your writing is fan-freakin'-tastic; I stumbled across your collab. with PantieChee and was all, 'wait, good wow fanfiction exists? Why was I not informed sooner!'. *grin*

Ha! Lightfoot - that's great. *grin* The Wreck is one of my favorite songs; although around here nobody under the age of forty seems to know who Lightfoot even is. *wrinkles nose*

:heart:

Thanks for the watchback!

Necrophiliacs do it in the dirt.

# Posted on 2008-11-20 @ 11:48 PM

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PDG

Why am I not watching you? ><

An artist is a dreamer consenting to dream of the actual world.

_{Psst-
Spies are eating my brain. ._.}

# Posted on 2008-11-12 @ 12:46 AM

TheWormwood

Well I have been known to cause severe allergic reactions. *grin*

Necrophiliacs do it in the dirt.

# Posted on 2008-11-12 @ 12:55 AM

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meatloaf

Well you haven't answered my PM so I'm guessing it got ignored, but. Still a huge fan of your work, thanks for inspiring me before I really started to draw and encouraging me.

.:-} Critter Jones {-:.

Good news for people who love bad news.

# Posted on 2008-10-23 @ 4:25 PM