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DIRTY NASTY SEX MEME

1. Do you prefer rough sex or sensual sex?
Rough every time - if I don't come out of it with major lacerations it wasn't worth having.

2. Have you ever given oral sex? If so, did you like it?
Yeah, and Hell yeah.

3. Have you ever used sex toys during sex?
Often - always had a soft-spot for gags & whips.

4. What is your sexual fantasy?
I'm not sure I have one - does this mean I'm dead inside? D:

5. Who gave you the best sex?
Ladder-guy (as he shall ever be named on the internets and in my heart to protect his innocent identity)

6. How long have you gone with only one sexual partner?
2 years-ish, but we had occasional 3+somes during the relationship, so not really.

7. Where did you do the freakiest sex?
In the shower.

8. Ever done anal sex? If so, did you like it?
BAHAHAHA yes

9. What was the most uncomfortable/nastiest thing a lover has ever done?
During sex? Nothing, really.

10. Ever done a three(or more)-some?
Quite a few times.

11. Biggest turn ON?
Verbal. Also piercings.

12. Biggest turn OFF?
Never liked the thought of scat, so that I guess.

13. Ever had sex in front of someone?
Yeah (although he was completely monged at the time - doubt he noticed). Also finger-fucked a guy to orgasm while dancing in a club, which I guess counts.

14. Ever had a one-night-stand? If so, how many?
Yes, and fuck-knows.

15. Do you have sex in cars?
A few times - pretty hard to maneuver though, considering how tall I am.

16. Do you always use protection?
Not when I'm in an LTR and know it's safe, but all other times yeah.

17. Are you a biter?
Fuck yeah.

18. Be honest, are you a freak?
Fuck yeah.

19. Have you been told you're good in bed?
Fuck yeah.

20. Do you like having sex in PUBLIC places?
I lost my virginity in one. (on the riverbank by Durham Cathedral)

21. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
14 oral, 16 anal.

22. How many people have you been with, honestly?
IDK D:

23. Would you ever do porn (sex on film)?
Unlikely, but not ruling it out.

24. Ever had sex in your parents room?
No.

25. Ever do anything with the SAME sex?
...

26. Ever cried during sex?
Not in the BAWWWWW sense, but tears coming out because of pain, yeah.

27. How long was your longest sex episode?
A breakupsex marathon with one of my exes that went on for pretty much a whole Saturday.

28. How about the shortest?
Being woken up by my bf-at-the-time fucking me in my sleep and me reflexively pistoning my legs out and booting him across the room... that didn't last long.

29. Do you watch your partner while having sex?
Position allowing, yeah (what else would I be doing - knitting?)

30. Are you a licker?
Definitely.

31. Spit or swallow?
Swallow. Spitters fail.

BONUS QUESTION!
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32. Have you ever broken in a virgin?
Yes, but I like it better when the guy knows what he's doing.


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I think I'm going to enlist at a nunnery now. D: