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It was time for a change, and now
gets the adulation for the excellent commission!! Teehee! I love me as a guy! Really, if I have the chance I will beg everyone with a cheap or free commission to do me as one!
No, I am not gender confused, I just like it!
I'm so glad I joined and look forward to meeting new people here. I'm mostly a writer, but occasionally I draw, so we'll have to see how it goes. You be as surprised as I am. Heh!
Personal Stuff you ask? Well, I'm female, *gasp* 30, live in Arizona and I plan on earning the title The Moresome Queen! if I can. Too many boys to leave some out! so there, now you know!
Read my journal if you want to know how these sprouted but they were too good not to pass along.
LEMON LAWS
Thou shalt not insert a female into a yaoi scene.
Thou shalt make thy uke cute and adorable whenever thou canst.
Thou shalt covet leather as gold, and restraining rope as silver.
Wheneverist thou canst, make thy rod available to thy staff. :P (company rule. thus sayeth the one with the rod. all staff will complieth, by bending over.)
All garments shall be remov-ed from the body, as to exposeth the beauty that was hence hidden by all who seeth.
Thou shalt use tables for bending over, not eating.
Vibrators are meant to be used as a fashion accessory.
Thou shalt not top unless thou hast the longest hair.
Thou shalt not forget thy cardinal rule: barest bottoms are best.
Thy manly ukes art better than girly ones
Thou shall make thy seme younger than thy uke
Thou shalt make wild sex scenes, with noisy screams and lot of spooge
Henceforth and towith, all who lieth on bottom shall be titled "Prince" whilst all who dominateth the top shall be titled "King" It shall be now proclaimed now and evermore!
No one shall be aloneth to tendeth to their own members. Anyone who passeth a patron in needeth of attention, shall giveth to their fullest ability!
No Person shall cryeth out loud unless they hast been thrusted upon!
It is demanded that all parties shall heretowit bend overeth backwards, forwards, or sideways, wheneverith it is called foreth them to complieth.
Thou shalt embarrass thy uke until there whole body blusheth!
Thy sword shall not be shorteth and limpeth! All who entereth a man's back door shall do so with his sword fully extended and unsheathed!
Maketh thy bed. Sleepeth in it as if there shant be a tomorrow.....But only sleepeth in it after you have laideth with another who wanteth to keepeth you up til dawn.
One is aloneth, two is loveth beyond compare, three shall unleash sinful passion, towit: 4 or more hath more sex than what the body alloweth!
All bathtubs shall herein provide ample spacings for two or more bodies, with thine massage oil and thine Lord Mr. Bubble at the ready!
THANKS TO:
![XandarX [icon=XandarX]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/7/7/79213-1175700121.jpg)
![TwistedHilarity [icon=TwistedHilarity]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/9/9/94670-1191468081.gif)
![Sidious [icon=Sidious]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/1/1/10483-1197521574.gif)
![LadyNorthstar [icon=LadyNorthstar]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/2/2/20394-1216113979.jpg)
![GremLyn [icon=GremLyn]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/7/7/71929-1171315322.gif)
WARNING
Prone to random Updates!
I'm so glad I joined and look forward to meeting new people here. I'm mostly a writer, but occasionally I draw, so we'll have to see how it goes. You be as surprised as I am. Heh!
Personal Stuff you ask? Well, I'm female, *gasp* 30, live in Arizona and I plan on earning the title The Moresome Queen! if I can. Too many boys to leave some out! so there, now you know!
Read my journal if you want to know how these sprouted but they were too good not to pass along.
LEMON LAWS
Thou shalt not insert a female into a yaoi scene.
Thou shalt make thy uke cute and adorable whenever thou canst.
Thou shalt covet leather as gold, and restraining rope as silver.
Wheneverist thou canst, make thy rod available to thy staff. :P (company rule. thus sayeth the one with the rod. all staff will complieth, by bending over.)
All garments shall be remov-ed from the body, as to exposeth the beauty that was hence hidden by all who seeth.
Thou shalt use tables for bending over, not eating.
Vibrators are meant to be used as a fashion accessory.
Thou shalt not top unless thou hast the longest hair.
Thou shalt not forget thy cardinal rule: barest bottoms are best.
Thy manly ukes art better than girly ones
Thou shall make thy seme younger than thy uke
Thou shalt make wild sex scenes, with noisy screams and lot of spooge
Henceforth and towith, all who lieth on bottom shall be titled "Prince" whilst all who dominateth the top shall be titled "King" It shall be now proclaimed now and evermore!
No one shall be aloneth to tendeth to their own members. Anyone who passeth a patron in needeth of attention, shall giveth to their fullest ability!
No Person shall cryeth out loud unless they hast been thrusted upon!
It is demanded that all parties shall heretowit bend overeth backwards, forwards, or sideways, wheneverith it is called foreth them to complieth.
Thou shalt embarrass thy uke until there whole body blusheth!
Thy sword shall not be shorteth and limpeth! All who entereth a man's back door shall do so with his sword fully extended and unsheathed!
Maketh thy bed. Sleepeth in it as if there shant be a tomorrow.....But only sleepeth in it after you have laideth with another who wanteth to keepeth you up til dawn.
One is aloneth, two is loveth beyond compare, three shall unleash sinful passion, towit: 4 or more hath more sex than what the body alloweth!
All bathtubs shall herein provide ample spacings for two or more bodies, with thine massage oil and thine Lord Mr. Bubble at the ready!
THANKS TO:
WARNING
Prone to random Updates!
Posted on 2008-10-27 @ 2:58 PM
Names, Good and Bad
So, someone mentioned to me yesterday that they have the same name as me. Obviously, mine is not all that hard to decipher and fairly common when you think about it. I am commonly called Jennifer, and I had 3-4 in every class in HS with the same name. Gets kind of hard to tell who's calling out to who in the halls y'know?
Anyway, it started me thinking. I don't hate my name, but at that point and time I did wish for something unique, even a nickname, but be careful what you wish for my darlings! That was when I found out that the name my highly religious father (at the time, he's not so much any more) wanted to name me Hebzibah after an obscure Jewish queen in the bible. It was one of the only times in my entire life that my mom called his mom and her mom and they all banded together in a righteous female fury telling him NO!
Thus I stand before you, the Jessjess.
Not so bad now, is it? I mentioned that fact to the person I talked to and her answer was that she was nearly named Philoper. Once again the hamsters put their little feet to the wheel and produced lightning in my brain! Ow. We all have our online personality with a name some creative, some funny, but it was something we came up with for ourselves. We chose to be known as this for better or for worse, but there is an involuntary name that our parents have chosen for us. Since we are at the mercy of our creators (so to speak) I want to know how did it almost affect you?
I'm not asking for your RL name, but rather how many possible Hepzibahs and Philopers are there? Did your parents go the other way? Did your parents veto the Mary/Marie/Maria because there's 10,000,000 of them out there?
In other news:
For those of you who were curious, I found out this week that I have a baby boy incubating! I didn't care either way, neither did the Fiance, but I was so dead wrong about the sex of the baby! The ultrasound machine came up between his legs and before the technician said anything I thought "Shit, I'm WRONG!" Boy, (if you'll pardon the pun) was I! My Beloved will never, ever, ever let this go. I generally tend to be right so when I'm wrong I pay. I kinda deserve it so I'm not whining about it, and it is kinda funny.
The baby is perfect! Perfect size, perfect heart, perfect little boy. I have a picture with an arrow and an announcement in case I forget...
He's a cranky one too. I told the tech where he was since he was "leaning" into my side, and after that warm, soothing gel (yeah right) goes on she swung the arm over there.
He kicked it.
He kicked the damn arm 5 separate times! She had to take the arm off because my laughing was blurring the picture. That is MY boy! After the ultrasound we went to the store and bought cute boy things and came home to set up the crib. Best of all, I don't have to convince anyone not to buy me pink! *throws confetti and does weird, wobbly pregnant dance* I hate that color.
Anyway, that's all the news that is news!
Anyway, it started me thinking. I don't hate my name, but at that point and time I did wish for something unique, even a nickname, but be careful what you wish for my darlings! That was when I found out that the name my highly religious father (at the time, he's not so much any more) wanted to name me Hebzibah after an obscure Jewish queen in the bible. It was one of the only times in my entire life that my mom called his mom and her mom and they all banded together in a righteous female fury telling him NO!
Thus I stand before you, the Jessjess.
Not so bad now, is it? I mentioned that fact to the person I talked to and her answer was that she was nearly named Philoper. Once again the hamsters put their little feet to the wheel and produced lightning in my brain! Ow. We all have our online personality with a name some creative, some funny, but it was something we came up with for ourselves. We chose to be known as this for better or for worse, but there is an involuntary name that our parents have chosen for us. Since we are at the mercy of our creators (so to speak) I want to know how did it almost affect you?
I'm not asking for your RL name, but rather how many possible Hepzibahs and Philopers are there? Did your parents go the other way? Did your parents veto the Mary/Marie/Maria because there's 10,000,000 of them out there?
~~~~~~~~~~~~
In other news:
For those of you who were curious, I found out this week that I have a baby boy incubating! I didn't care either way, neither did the Fiance, but I was so dead wrong about the sex of the baby! The ultrasound machine came up between his legs and before the technician said anything I thought "Shit, I'm WRONG!" Boy, (if you'll pardon the pun) was I! My Beloved will never, ever, ever let this go. I generally tend to be right so when I'm wrong I pay. I kinda deserve it so I'm not whining about it, and it is kinda funny.
The baby is perfect! Perfect size, perfect heart, perfect little boy. I have a picture with an arrow and an announcement in case I forget...
He kicked it.
He kicked the damn arm 5 separate times! She had to take the arm off because my laughing was blurring the picture. That is MY boy! After the ultrasound we went to the store and bought cute boy things and came home to set up the crib. Best of all, I don't have to convince anyone not to buy me pink! *throws confetti and does weird, wobbly pregnant dance* I hate that color.
Anyway, that's all the news that is news!
"Well, you know how everyone has a conscience, and you know how everyone also has an inner child? So what you do is, you imagine a gun and point it at the inner child's head, and then you say to your conscience, 'Shut up, bitch, or the kid gets it!" - Maya
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner![TwistedHilarity [icon=TwistedHilarity]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/9/9/94670-1191468081.gif)
An actual club:
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner
An actual club:
N.I.S., Naked in School...
If that doesn't say it all then see the The Pamphlet (general idea), The Leaflit (picture day and
If that doesn't say it all then see the The Pamphlet (general idea), The Leaflit (picture day and
Club for Supernatural stuff. Because there isn't one yet and by God, there needs to be.
Advisory: here be Wincest. Express handbasket to the special Hell now boarding at gate 13.
Advisory: here be Wincest. Express handbasket to the special Hell now boarding at gate 13.
Too many ideas, not enough time? Or too much time, not enough ideas? Well....what do you think we're here for?
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You'd think that since I be watching Twisted, I'd be watching you...But noooooo...I got to be uber blond. I fix that now. *nods*
Elephants wear tu-tus so they can hide in pine trees. Did you ever see an elephant in a pine tree? No? Well then, you know it works.
I wouldn't mind the wombats nesting in my lingerie drawer, but they WILL insist on wearing my Wonderbra.
My Main Online Seme!
![chynyll [icon=chynyll]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/1/12/129976-1226599124.jpg)
Ze special clubs!
![Worth While Original Fiction Project [club=6900]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/6900-1218705235.jpg)
![The Rich Boys Stories [club=7083]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/7083-1220918239.jpg)
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![Ancients Curse [club=7492]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/7492-1228042056.jpg)
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![Tales of Love and Plots.... [club=7046]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/7046-1230828530.jpg)
My project with![chynyll [icon=chynyll]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/1/12/129976-1226599124.jpg)
![Finding Salvation in the Dark [club=7063]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/7063-1220565707.png)
I wouldn't mind the wombats nesting in my lingerie drawer, but they WILL insist on wearing my Wonderbra.
My Main Online Seme!
Ze special clubs!
![Worth While Original Fiction Project [club=6900]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/6900-1218705235.jpg)
![The Rich Boys Stories [club=7083]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/7083-1220918239.jpg)
My story/project with
![Ancients Curse [club=7492]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/7492-1228042056.jpg)
The escort is with
![Tales of Love and Plots.... [club=7046]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/7046-1230828530.jpg)
My project with
![Finding Salvation in the Dark [club=7063]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/clubs/0/0/7063-1220565707.png)
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Posted on 2008-11-11 @ 5:55 AM
My Clubs:
and
My Project:
Clubs I'm in? Too many! There's not enough room in signature
lmao
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Have you ever wanted to commission someone? Well, check out: They are taking commissions to help fellow y! users in need. Take a look around. Even if you can't purchase anything, there are still ways you can help those in need
*purrs on you*
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My Project:
Clubs I'm in? Too many! There's not enough room in signature
~*~*~*~
Have you ever wanted to commission someone? Well, check out: They are taking commissions to help fellow y! users in need. Take a look around. Even if you can't purchase anything, there are still ways you can help those in need
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Posted on 2008-10-22 @ 3:26 PM
Awesome
So watching you.
~
Question though, in your pro pic, which one is you and which one is TH?
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Question though, in your pro pic, which one is you and which one is TH?
My Clubs:
and
My Project:
Clubs I'm in? Too many! There's not enough room in signature
lmao
~*~*~*~
Have you ever wanted to commission someone? Well, check out: They are taking commissions to help fellow y! users in need. Take a look around. Even if you can't purchase anything, there are still ways you can help those in need
*purrs on you*
~
My Project:
Clubs I'm in? Too many! There's not enough room in signature
~*~*~*~
Have you ever wanted to commission someone? Well, check out: They are taking commissions to help fellow y! users in need. Take a look around. Even if you can't purchase anything, there are still ways you can help those in need
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Posted on 2008-10-06 @ 1:39 AM
Thank you so much!
I am the long-haired devil, she is my foxy friend! Hope that helps!
I am the long-haired devil, she is my foxy friend! Hope that helps!
"Well, you know how everyone has a conscience, and you know how everyone also has an inner child? So what you do is, you imagine a gun and point it at the inner child's head, and then you say to your conscience, 'Shut up, bitch, or the kid gets it!" - Maya
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner![TwistedHilarity [icon=TwistedHilarity]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/9/9/94670-1191468081.gif)
An actual club:
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner
An actual club:
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Posted on 2008-10-06 @ 3:10 PM
And a couple of hallelujahs!
They were terribly fun to write and collect from others. Any you'd like to add?
"Well, you know how everyone has a conscience, and you know how everyone also has an inner child? So what you do is, you imagine a gun and point it at the inner child's head, and then you say to your conscience, 'Shut up, bitch, or the kid gets it!" - Maya
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner![TwistedHilarity [icon=TwistedHilarity]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/9/9/94670-1191468081.gif)
An actual club:
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner
An actual club:
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Posted on 2008-09-30 @ 3:25 PM
...I have no idea why I haven't watched you before now.
I've corrected that mistake.
I loves your stuff. ^_^
I've corrected that mistake.
I loves your stuff. ^_^
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Posted on 2008-09-27 @ 9:51 PM
Thank you so much for the compliment! I found out this weekend that I am indeed stalked on the internet and it was great! If the stuff makes you happy then the stuff I will continue!
"Well, you know how everyone has a conscience, and you know how everyone also has an inner child? So what you do is, you imagine a gun and point it at the inner child's head, and then you say to your conscience, 'Shut up, bitch, or the kid gets it!" - Maya
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner![TwistedHilarity [icon=TwistedHilarity]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/9/9/94670-1191468081.gif)
An actual club:
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner
An actual club:
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Posted on 2008-09-30 @ 3:29 PM
*random affectionate nomming*
Where all the lost plots go."It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank a gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."
"Hit it."
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Posted on 2008-09-18 @ 6:33 AM
Is "I've been nomnommed!" an appropriate response here?
Thank you, love!
"Well, you know how everyone has a conscience, and you know how everyone also has an inner child? So what you do is, you imagine a gun and point it at the inner child's head, and then you say to your conscience, 'Shut up, bitch, or the kid gets it!" - Maya
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner![TwistedHilarity [icon=TwistedHilarity]](http://yaoi.y-gallery.net/files/avatars/9/9/94670-1191468081.gif)
An actual club:
I am not a review whore, but I'd like to be a review slut...
My Homosexicle Write-Partner
An actual club:
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Posted on 2008-09-18 @ 1:37 PM








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