So, I thought being out of school would give me MORE time to do stuff, but noooo... thanks boss, schedule me every day until next Thursday -.- So I have to push stuff back. Again >.< But, not the point of my journal...

So.... this will NEVER work, and I know no one will ever do it, but I had to try anyway cause I'm useless and I hate being useless >.< I have a friend who needs a lot of money right now, and if I had any, I'd lend some, but I'm a poor (hopefully about to graduate) university student >.< So unfortunately, no monies for teh Sarge (though it'd be nice).

So in light of me wanting money to help said friend, I figured I would do the stupidest thing in the world, and offer fic commissions which, I know, is like fucking hilarious, but hey, it's pretty much the only thing I can offer up right now. If I could draw, I'd be offering those, but I can't, so fic writing is all I can give.

Even though I know this won't work, I guess the thought counts a little? And it makes me feel better... But yeah... I'll write a 7-9 page one-shot from any fandom I follow, or originals (if it's what people want) for $15. Threesomes would be $20, and moresomes probably $25. I'd try and get them out speedily, but I’m now working full time, though at least I don’t have homework so I don’t expect it would take too long. I wouldn't make anyone wait longer than two weeks, but if I did, just know I'd feel REALLY bad! The money would go straight to my friend through Paypal, money order or snail-mail (US & Canada only for snail-mail). I would begin work on the commission as soon as she lets me know when she receives the money. So regardless of what number you were in the lineup, if you send money before anyone else, and she lets me know, you get moved up to next in line.

(If for some crazy/odd reason someone wants a multi-chapter, we’ll have to talk about it via email/PM.....)

Things I cannot/will not do:
- HET! (I can't do het, don't bother asking, unless you want really badly written het)
- Yuri (Considering the site, I’d hope no one would ask me for it >.>)
- Shota
- Gore (rough sex is fine, but if you ask me to, like, rip out someone's intestines while they're fucking, just... no)
- Beastiality
- Watersports/golden showers.
- Scat

Those are the only ones I can think of right now, but I guess if there's something you want that I don't like, I'd discuss it with you.

Fandoms I am experienced in:
- Naruto (I will admit having a problem writing Gai... I’ll link to my only Gai fic)
- Bleach
- Kingdom Hearts (I & II) (<< NOT to be mistaken with FF games! Yes, Cloud and Squall are in it and stuff, but I mean more Organization XIII and Sora and Riku!)

Other fandoms I'm willing to write, but haven't previously:
- Full Metal Panic
- Gundam Wing

Again, if you have an original you'd like me to write about, as long as I know enough about their characters and their hair colour and build and stuff, I could probably do it.

Info you'd need to send in a PM:
- Fandom
- Pairing
- Prompts/things you want for sure in it
- Smut (yes or no)

So an example would be, like:
- Naruto
- SasuNaruSai
- One of them is drunk, Sasuke is protective, Naruto is going half-Kyuubi.
- Douple Pen on... Naruto (idk...)

or

- Originals.
- Hideki and Kyousuke (Hideki has black hair, purple eyes, is a badass and seme ; Kyousuke has red hair, green eyes, is kind of innocent and an uke _{(Be a little more descriptive, though, this is just an example)}).
- They’re at a club, don’t know each other, just met and start making out.
- Smut optional.

So, yeah, shit like that. I can do that. If you want examples of anything, they can be found at the bottom of the journal.

I’m willing to have up to 10 slots at a time not that I’ll get that many but here’s to hoping, but if anyone wants this, seriously, it's to help a friend. Just PM me. So... yeah, this is me trying to help out a friend >.< -wishes she was rich- I'm sorry I can't do more And even though this is never gonna work, I tried

Please note: Just because I post something up here that isn't a commission doesn't mean I'm not working on it. It's just cause I owe a lot of people stuff, but need to help my friend get monies, so I'm gonna be multi-tasking, but like I said, commissions WILL get priority!


First and foremost, my two folders for “Thirty Forbidden Fruits” are also examples of minor prompts.

Older pairing:

Younger pairing:

Threesome: - - -

Moresome: [Haven't finished this one yet, but it's coming]

More than one couple doing stuff @ same time (counts as a moresome):

Voyeurism (counts as threesome):

Naruto – Gai fic:

Minor prompt (vampires):

Minor prompt (two straight guys making out):

Non-con (the example is incest, but it doesn’t have to be):

Extensive prompt (much harder to write and requires more time):
Prompt: It’s a cold night in autumn sometime, and Hideki’s walking down the street just idly checking things out. His shoes are echoing on the pavement and he’s sidestepping puddles and shit. Hardly anyone is out because it’s freezing, but the few people Hideki sees seems to be couples, or pairs out having a good time. It makes him remember his g/f and the recent fight he had with her and how she broke up with him soon after telling him to ‘figure himself out,’ ‘cause she thinks he’s ‘confused’, and he knows he is but doesn’t want to admit it. (More back story: something like, she wanted to go ‘further’ in their relationship, but Hideki kept shying away from it, and then ended up kissing some guy at a party they were at together and his g/f saw, and wasn’t really mad at him for that, but mad b/c he didn’t know what he wanted, and she felt like she was wasting her time).

Text:
A black sneaker fell lazily onto the asphalt ground of a sidewalk as its occupant walked down the small side-street. His footsteps echoed off the walls of the surrounding, close-knit buildings, the raven-haired teenager side-stepping a large puddle that had formed due to the rain from earlier that day.
Hideki Okitaka ran one hand through his dark hair as he moved back out onto a busier street, people shifting to move out of his way as the teen shoved his hand back into his pocket and continued his lazy stroll. He didn’t really have a particular destination in mind, at the moment. He was just walking around, trying to force the cold air to numb his brain. Though his hands were shielded by the biting wind, they were still getting cold in his pockets, so he pulled them out, rubbed them together, and then blew into them.
He’d chosen a bad night to go out for a walk. It was so cold, it should’ve been snowing. The few puddles he saw on this road were ice, by now. He assumed the only reason the one in the side street hadn’t been was because it was too deep.
The raven was somewhat shocked to see so many people were out on such a cold night, but he figured that they didn’t seem to mind the cold too much. Most of them were couples plastered together to keep warm. Some were laughing and cuddling as they walked while others seemed to just be enjoying a nightly stroll, same as Hideki—only they weren’t alone.
He winced slightly before looking back at the ground he was walking on, shoving his hands in his pockets again. Seeing all those couples hurt, because his breakup with his girlfriend was still raw. It had been—well, it had been coming, yet it had still been somewhat of a shock to him. Though after what he’d done, he supposed he deserved it, and she was right, anyway.
“You’re so fucking indecisive, Hideki. Seriously, this was a fun little game at first, but I’m fed up. You need to go and figure yourself out, I’m sick of just wasting my time with you. If you don’t know what you want, we can’t make this work. Jesus Christ, you fucking freak out when I say we should have sex, and then next thing I know, you’re just—You need to sort yourself out. I’m sick of this. Come back when you know what you want. Until then, have a nice life.”
Hideki winced as he heard the sound of her door slamming in his face, knowing it had been over a week ago, but the sound still reverberated in his head. His father kept asking why she wasn’t coming around anymore, since he’d liked her, and Hideki hadn’t had the heart to tell him they’d broken up. Honestly, he wasn’t really sure what to tell him about the whole situation due to the nature behind why they’d broken up.
He groaned internally as he stopped in the middle of the sidewalk, rubbing his face with his hands a few times, remembering why she’d gone off on him like that. He’d deserved it, but still, it wasn’t exactly one of his prouder moments in his life.
The two of them had gotten separated at a party, and Hideki had randomly started dancing with a guy. And then they’d started making out. Hideki wished he could blame it on being drunk, but he hadn’t had a drop of alcohol the entire night. He hadn’t even really found anything weird about making out with the guy until his girlfriend had wrenched him away and promptly smacked him across the face. He winced.
Yeah, definitely not one of my prouder moments... He sighed, shaking his head as he started walking again.
The thing that upset him the most about the entire situation was that she’d forgiven him for it, but she’d still broken up with him because she was frustrated. Hideki could understand, even if he didn’t like it. She was annoyed that he didn’t know what he wanted. Fuck, Hideki was annoyed that he didn’t know what he wanted. It wasn’t that he was attracted to guys, it just... well... okay, he honestly had no idea. He just didn’t know what he wanted. All he knew, was that he was really lonely right now, and it sucked. All because he’d kissed some stupid guy.